I'm Far From Lonely

ALL THAT I'VE GOT-THE USED

"I'll be just fine Pretending I'm not I'm far from lonely And it's all that I've got"

WE'RE ALL PRETENDING TO BE OKAY AND THAT'S NOT OKAY

"What's wrong?" "I'm fine." Why? This is so GOD DAMN ANNOYING. Just fucking tell your boyfriend that you're pissed off because he's a TOTAL DOUCHER. Some people just need to shut the fuck up about their lives, though. Ain't no one give a shit. Moral of the story? Don't be a passive-aggressive twat and don't be a whiny little bitch.

I JUST WANT SOME GOD DAMN MILK

What's-his-face from the band in the video looks like Alex from A Clockwork Orange in here. Which I know is the point. But all I can think of when I see the music video or hear the song is Malcolm McDowell raping a lady while singing "Singin' in the Rain." And milk. Cheers!

IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG, THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

I just went through all of this effort to include the video on here for you. You better listen to it, ya fuck. It's catchy, unique, and floods back memories. It's definitely a good song to listen to when you're sad. And when you're happy. And when you feel like a potato. A POTATO WITH A LITTLE POTATO BONER 'cause Bert McCracken is a babe.